Who’s your Blorp partner in crime?

Go through your day and Quiz will tell you which Blorp character is your ideal accomplice AKA ride-or-die AKA bebzie forevZ.

1 / 10

Before we start your day, where do you live?

Earth

Planet Nevdun (Ooo, someone got moneeey)

On a spaceship, I stay in motion

Planet Cybris (Crime Co headquarters)

I own a private planet

2 / 10

Morning bebzie, pick a Con Stell0 song to wake up with…

Nebulous

No Body

Butterflies

Creds

3 / 10

Time for a solo breakfast- Pick an I-Lava-Waffle order…

Ash-Berries (freak)

Molten Mango slices

Volc-anilla sugar

Spicy syrup

Lava sauce

NO WAFFLES, sugar makes you UNFOCUSED

4 / 10

The server droid got your order wrong, you say…

“Can I get a new one please?”

“Oh my glorp, great! Mystery food!”

*shrug and eat it* “Sludge happens”

“Uh- Thanks bebzie!” *dies inside*

“What the blorp? I’m never coming here again”

“HEY ASHBORK, I WANT IT FOR FREE NOW”

5 / 10

Time for work, where is that exactly?

I-Lava-Waffle

Wherever Fade works

Crime Co.

A lighthouse

I AM A SPACE PIRATE

Can we not talk about work right now?

6 / 10

Crazy thing, Fade works there too. He wants to know your zodiac sign:

Earth sign: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Water sign: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Air Sign: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Fire sign: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Whatever is compatible with Fade.

I truly do not care.

7 / 10

Breaktime: Lunch with Whirl, what we eatin?

Hearts out

I WAS TALKING TO FADE

Lunch food.

More waffles

Just drinking… the blood of my enemies

8 / 10

Yeah, no one said you could go to lunch. You got fired, what do you do?

*Immediately looks at job listings*

Riiiight- lemme get my lawyer

Delete some stuff, print some stuff, take some stuff

Kill whoever fired me

Leave quietly > slowly and meticulously start amassing like-minded allies, positioning them as key players in a plan to decentralize humanities power and wealth > begin pooling your resources and expertise to create a refined, adaptive and inclusive training program to prep for the inevitable intergalactic battle to come, a fight for the very soul of humanity against the corrupted system of oligarchs that control the universe > years later, return to your past employer as a revolutionary and shatter the system. SHATTER IT FOR ALL!