Who’s your Blorp partner in crime? Who’s your Blorp partner in crime? Go through your day and Quiz will tell you which Blorp character is your ideal accomplice AKA ride-or-die AKA bebzie forevZ. 1 / 10 Before we start your day, where do you live? Earth Planet Nevdun (Ooo, someone got moneeey) On a spaceship, I stay in motion Planet Cybris (Crime Co headquarters) I own a private planet 2 / 10 Morning bebzie, pick a Con Stell0 song to wake up with… Nebulous No Body Butterflies Creds 3 / 10 Time for a solo breakfast- Pick an I-Lava-Waffle order… Ash-Berries (freak) Molten Mango slices Volc-anilla sugar Spicy syrup Lava sauce NO WAFFLES, sugar makes you UNFOCUSED 4 / 10 The server droid got your order wrong, you say… “Can I get a new one please?” “Oh my glorp, great! Mystery food!” *shrug and eat it* “Sludge happens” “Uh- Thanks bebzie!” *dies inside* “What the blorp? I’m never coming here again” “HEY ASHBORK, I WANT IT FOR FREE NOW” 5 / 10 Time for work, where is that exactly? I-Lava-Waffle Wherever Fade works Crime Co. A lighthouse I AM A SPACE PIRATE Can we not talk about work right now? 6 / 10 Crazy thing, Fade works there too. He wants to know your zodiac sign: Earth sign: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn Water sign: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces Air Sign: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius Fire sign: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius Whatever is compatible with Fade. I truly do not care. 7 / 10 Breaktime: Lunch with Whirl, what we eatin? Hearts out I WAS TALKING TO FADE Lunch food. More waffles Just drinking… the blood of my enemies 8 / 10 Yeah, no one said you could go to lunch. You got fired, what do you do? *Immediately looks at job listings* Riiiight- lemme get my lawyer Delete some stuff, print some stuff, take some stuff Kill whoever fired me Leave quietly > slowly and meticulously start amassing like-minded allies, positioning them as key players in a plan to decentralize humanities power and wealth > begin pooling your resources and expertise to create a refined, adaptive and inclusive training program to prep for the inevitable intergalactic battle to come, a fight for the very soul of humanity against the corrupted system of oligarchs that control the universe > years later, return to your past employer as a revolutionary and shatter the system. SHATTER IT FOR ALL! Eh, maybe go walk around a bit. 9 / 10 Daze is here to cheer you up with dinner, who else is invited? Con Stell0 FADE, invite FADE A-Noun Whirl Gale From HR Zora 10 / 10 The final, and most important question: Daze X Whirl X Fade… Blorp, Marry, Kill? Blorp Whirl, Marry Fade, Kill Daze Blorp Whirl, Marry Daze, Kill Fade Blorp Fade, Marry Daze, Kill Whirl Blorp Fade, Marry Whirl, Kill Daze Blorp Daze, Marry Whirl, Kill Fade Blorp Daze, Marry Fade, Kill Whirl KILL THEM ALL Restart quiz